Wednesday, October 15, 2008

TARA SEDUCED ME!!!!

ON OUR FIRST DATE....TARA SEDUCED ME!!!! SHE CAME AND SAT NEXT TO ME ON THE COUCH UNDER THE GUISE OF WATCHING "THE PRINCESS BRIDE", A ROMANTIC MOVIE. SHE THEN PROCEEDED TO USE HER FEMININE WILES AND I THINK SOME PHEROMONES MIXED IN HER PERFUME TO COAX KISSES OUT OF MY LIPS!!! SHE SNUGGLED AND PRESSED HERSELF AGAINST ME, DESTROYING ANY THOUGHT OF RESTRAINT....SHE BATTED HER BEAUTIFUL EYES AND FLIPPED HER HAIR. THEN SHE KISSED ME! SHE KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING !!!! VERY SNEAKY!! DON'T TRUST HER!!! HOT GIRL, SNEAKY IRRESISTIBLE TACTICS.
(I think we all know who wrote this one and what the true story is....)

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